they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
