The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Randomize
