I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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