How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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