Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My pussy is not your playground.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My bed smells like the plague
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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