Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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