The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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