yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I think people are normalizing furries
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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