I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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