What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he laminated a picture of his dick.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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