Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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