You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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