Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She even gives head with a lisp.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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