You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
