i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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