This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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