I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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