google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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