I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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