Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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