Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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