I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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