"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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