I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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