no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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