I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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