im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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