i wish there were pregnant emoticons
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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