just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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