You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
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At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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