you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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