Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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