we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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