the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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