I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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