we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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