He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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