you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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