i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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