better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
COCAINE IS GR8
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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