I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
They are going to name an STD after you.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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