My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
