at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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