ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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