I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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