He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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