i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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