i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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