He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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