so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
