At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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