please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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