just come out here and I will go home with you...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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