ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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