Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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