Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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