Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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