i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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