And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
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