She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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