Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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